The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...– Charles Bukowski (via burnthazel)
The fact that Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschannel are...
neoncrocodiles: They were the ideal couple on my mind and i’m actually sad by this news. The only good things that will come out of this are my hopes that she will date Joseph Gordon-Levitt and some insanely good depressing music coming from Ben. ^^^^ literally could not agree more. I was EmEfing everything when I found out. There’s no hope for marriage.
The worst thing you can do to bookworms is to...
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
"I want a twilight theme park" →
neoncrocodiles: the-absolute-best-gifs: I think you already have one. It’s called a forest. LOLL