Fuck my life, I hate the internet.
Facebook is killing me right now.
No offense but I only accepted your request to be nice, I actually don’t want to hear about your life… at all.
You have kids? Cool, I don’t.
You’re divorced? OF COURSE YOU ARE.
You’re pregnant? …I am so sorry for your unborn child?
I never had anything to say to these people before and I sure don’t now, why would they think otherwise…?