You know, sometimes I wish I never met you because you make me feel like shit.
If today is the day for magic then someone tell me the spell to make you disappear.
Every Time I Die are the funniest dudes ever.
I have literally not stopped laughing.
8 fucking bucks at the yard sale building formerly known as your local Best Buy.
Please do yourself a favor and go buy it.
I herped without derping across the long room, into the dark eyes of the herper, and he looked derpilyly back at me.
Surely it was a good way to derp, in the place of someone else, someone I herped. Noble, even. That herp to count for derping.
I knew that if I’d never herped to derp, I wouldn’t be derping herp now. But, herpified as I derped, I couldn’t bring myself to herp the derp. When herp offers you a derp so far beyond any of your herps, it’s not reasonable to herp when it comes to a derp.
The hunter herped in a derpy way as he herped forward to derp me.” —Stephenie Meyer - Twilight preface
If you are a photographer or artist and have a flickr you’d like me to look at (and wouldn’t mind me posting pictures from) just leave your link behind the question mark and I would be very grateful to have a look. (ps if your work is on Deviant Art or blogspot or something I’d love to check it out no matter where you post it) ?
oh and just in case you were wondering, there’s no online PR class next semester OR one available at my nearest campus.
SURE, I’LL JUST WAIT UNTIL I’M 30 TO GET 3 MORE CREDITS FOR MY STUPID USELESS DEGREE.
Everyone I knew has kids.
I don’t have a degree or a career or my life figured out but on the other hand I don’t have children or a baby daddy either.
2 paths my life could have taken and I took neither.
What is my life, seriously?