October 2010
“Heaven’s not a place that you go when you die; it’s that moment in life when you actually feel alive.”
—The Spill Canvas, The Tide (via quote-book)
You know, sometimes I wish I never met you because you make me feel like shit.
If today is the day for magic then someone tell me the spell to make you disappear.
Shit Happens The Series
Every Time I Die are the funniest dudes ever.
I have literally not stopped laughing.
8 fucking bucks at the yard sale building formerly known as your local Best Buy.
Please do yourself a favor and go buy it.
“I’d never given much herp to how I would derp — though I’d had herp enough in the last derp herp — but even if I herped, I would not have derped it like this.
I herped without derping across the long room, into the dark eyes of the herper, and he looked derpilyly back at me.
Surely it was a good way to derp, in the place of someone else, someone I herped. Noble, even. That herp to count for derping.
I knew that if I’d never herped to derp, I wouldn’t be derping herp now. But, herpified as I derped, I couldn’t bring myself to herp the derp. When herp offers you a derp so far beyond any of your herps, it’s not reasonable to herp when it comes to a derp.
The hunter herped in a derpy way as he herped forward to derp me.” —Stephenie Meyer - Twilight preface
(via mollyfreakinpotter/fantasticness)
I herped without derping across the long room, into the dark eyes of the herper, and he looked derpilyly back at me.
Surely it was a good way to derp, in the place of someone else, someone I herped. Noble, even. That herp to count for derping.
I knew that if I’d never herped to derp, I wouldn’t be derping herp now. But, herpified as I derped, I couldn’t bring myself to herp the derp. When herp offers you a derp so far beyond any of your herps, it’s not reasonable to herp when it comes to a derp.
The hunter herped in a derpy way as he herped forward to derp me.” —Stephenie Meyer - Twilight preface
(via mollyfreakinpotter/fantasticness)
When the one you love breaks your heart by leaving you, you don’t fall into his arms when he says sorry, like Bella, you punch him, like Hermione.
Enough said.
Hermoine punches FTW
Dear tumblr,
If you are a photographer or artist and have a flickr you’d like me to look at (and wouldn’t mind me posting pictures from) just leave your link behind the question mark and I would be very grateful to have a look. (ps if your work is on Deviant Art or blogspot or something I’d love to check it out no matter where you post it) ?
Play
oh and just in case you were wondering, there’s no online PR class next semester OR one available at my nearest campus.
SURE, I’LL JUST WAIT UNTIL I’M 30 TO GET 3 MORE CREDITS FOR MY STUPID USELESS DEGREE.
what is my life.
Everyone I knew has kids.
It’s crazy.
I don’t have a degree or a career or my life figured out but on the other hand I don’t have children or a baby daddy either.
2 paths my life could have taken and I took neither.
What is my life, seriously?
